"Okay, first of all I don't like magic because it completely ignores any kind of logical sense. So... yeah. When shit like this happens I tend to lose my fucking mind because I can't stop thinking how it's possible. I mean, rain makes sense. Water cycle! Evaporation! Precipitation! Candy can't fucking naturally rain from the sky!"

Okay he took another breath as he was getting ranty and he needed to not be a lunatic on this. "Let's change the subject because I could go on all day about this."

He took a deep breath. "So. How are you?"