"Oh for--! Come on!" she said, trying to grab his arm. She'd drag him outside if she had to. "Look, I know it sounds stupid, but trust me, okay? Let me show you something."

Kathy wasn't going to pretend it was badass. But it was effective. And, y'know, she dressed in a rainbow gi and called herself the Social Justice Warrior. It was a little late for dark and gritty.