Mr. Ween,

I was wondering if I could enlist your help. We've a mutual friend I would like to encourage to make better use of electronics; I'm hoping you can develop something to help.

If you're interested, please let me know. You may visit me to discuss it over dinner, or I can come to your warehouse if you prefer. I'm prepared to pay you for your assistance in cash, food, or a favor to be named.

Thank you,

Dr. Hannibal Lecter