This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.
[Went here (http://elated-or-gassy.livejournal.com/1466.html?thread=22714#t22714), here (http://iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com/745.html?thread=29673#t29673) and here (http://spin-kick-snap.livejournal.com/760.html?thread=277240#t277240)]
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"I mean, that's nice and all but I'm really pretty sure we weren't going to have kids together anyway."
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