This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.
"Books are preferable to many things, but I would never suggest you take your clothing off before a polite conversation. I'm curious as to what a kitchen knife has to do with courtship, however."
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"Books are preferable to many things, but I would never suggest you take your clothing off before a polite conversation. I'm curious as to what a kitchen knife has to do with courtship, however."