Voicemail

[badassprodigy]

This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.

Comments

Re: A Text

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

You're forgiven. And we're taking a quick break between the many interruptions tonight. You were just our first.

Re: A Text

[spin_kick_snap]

Omg. Do I even want to know who else?

She did, Barry. She definitely did.

Re: A Text

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Joker and two other people STOPPED by to break up the frivolity. The whole evenings been a fucking nightmare. Gotta go she's coming back.

Re: A Text

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy's own reply was a bit delayed, what with the chase for a purse snatcher she'd had going on when Barry had texted her.

So, almost ten minutes later, he'd get a simple Good luck! And don't forget to tell her she's pretty! Oooh! Even better--she's smart!

Re: A Text

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

And it was much, much later when Barry finally texted her back.

Didn't see your text. Didn't tell her she was pretty or smart (which she is) but I did tell her that I liked her and we're going to have a second date.

...

Not at the warehouse. Never again at the warehouse. Probably in a bank vault where we can't get interrupted.