This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.
[from here (http://likes-ducklings.livejournal.com/631.html?thread=95095#t95095)!]
"Um. I don't really know a lot about things to get for guys -- I'm kind of bad at that kind of stuff? But if you were looking for something dirty...I mean, you could pick him some flowers and not clean them off?"
Pause.
"...oh, duh, you meant the other kind of dirty, huh? Then I -- oh gosh, I don't know. What do boys like? Some kind of sex...clothes? I don't know!"
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"Um. I don't really know a lot about things to get for guys -- I'm kind of bad at that kind of stuff? But if you were looking for something dirty...I mean, you could pick him some flowers and not clean them off?"
Pause.
"...oh, duh, you meant the other kind of dirty, huh? Then I -- oh gosh, I don't know. What do boys like? Some kind of sex...clothes? I don't know!"
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