"But I am the only one of them currently present and in her right mind, so I get all the votes," Kathy retorted with a grin.

And, just to be that much sassier, she snagged a slice of pizza for herself. Om nom nom pizza.

"What about me?" she asked. "I mean, for a brainscan and DNA test? You can have it on record in case I ever turn into someone else." She took a bite of her pizza and chewed thoughtfully. "Maybe you can even figure out why I am the way I am. No spider bites, no radioactive goo, not even a stray cosmic flare. So I'm guessing it's somehow genetic or something."