"Scott. Don't worry, I'm cool. My... I know people who do this kind of stuff. People I hate, and I am sooo not talking to, but not 'cause of the..." He waved a hand in the air vaguely. "You know, whatever."

He shrugged. "Calibrate, schmalibrate. Volcanoes are cool, 'cause then if some party crasher comes by, you can open the floor and psheeeeeeeeeeeew, sploosh, aaaagh!" The sound effects were accompanied by appropriate hand gestures. "I mean, cool, right?"