Valentine's Day was, like, literally the easiest thing to pass ever, Barry. If you fucked that up, Summer would have definitely needed to reevaluate some things.
Of course, she'd have been happy with the standard roses and a box of chocolate, too, so your bar was not even set that high. Which made this all the better and absolutely inspired her to be shameless about statements like the following:
"So....be prepared for food poisoning and needing to put on my best 'oh no, I totally really love it, honest!' face up ahead. Got it. And, yeah, no, I'm so not counting a day at the beach as gift enough unless that day at the beach also includes a deed saying I now own this beach."
Hey, just because her actual bar was very low didn't mean she didn't also have several other completely ridiculous and unreasonable bars also set all the way up in the stratosphere.
Especially since she was pretty sure if she was actually sincere enough about it, he'd probably do it. But she would feel kinda bad about it.
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Of course, she'd have been happy with the standard roses and a box of chocolate, too, so your bar was not even set that high. Which made this all the better and absolutely inspired her to be shameless about statements like the following:
"So....be prepared for food poisoning and needing to put on my best 'oh no, I totally really love it, honest!' face up ahead. Got it. And, yeah, no, I'm so not counting a day at the beach as gift enough unless that day at the beach also includes a deed saying I now own this beach."
Hey, just because her actual bar was very low didn't mean she didn't also have several other completely ridiculous and unreasonable bars also set all the way up in the stratosphere.
Especially since she was pretty sure if she was actually sincere enough about it, he'd probably do it. But she would feel kinda bad about it.