The Not-So-Abandoned Warehouse - Saturday Afternoon

[badassprodigy]

Barry had skipped over the fireworks last night to test the durability of his recently developed fabric. The testing was soon interrupted by the chirp of his tablet letting him know that he had a text from back home.


Roxie: Your BFF is a complete idiot.
Barry: Shit. Is that's supposed to be news?
Roxie: No shit. Guess what he did?
Barry: Ass rocket?
Roxie: Ass rocket. Except instead of shooting out of his ass it blew up.
Barry: Is he okay?
Roxie: He's fine. Sore but fine. Sara's boy toy on the other hand jumped backwards and cracked his skull on the air conditioner when he fell off the porch.

Barry spent the next two minutes laughing hysterically before replying.

Barry: Sounds like the best fourth of July ever.
Roxie: My idiot boyfriend has powder burns over his ass. I blame you for not being here to stop him.
Barry: I warned him! It's his own fucking fault.
Roxie: Good thing he's good in the sack.
Barry: I do not want to know this.

Barry sighed as Roxie began to elaborate Jeremy's sexual prowess in purple prose detail. He put his tablet to the side and let her go on and on as he started using a blowtorch on his new invention.

[Open? Open. Subject to slow play.]

Comments

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Not only were they pink but they also had a micro GPS tracking device and a few other sensors inserted into them. Not because Barry was a stalker but he tended to do this to all his friends eventually and this being Fandom you never knew when it could come in handy.

So no stalkery. Really! Barry wasn't creepy at all!

Barry chuckled at Rapunzel's reaction.. "I actually bought them earlier this week after the pony's class when I saw you weren't wearing shoes yet. They were in my room so I just teleported them over here."

[likes-ducklings.livejournal.com]

"I've never needed to wear shoes before," Rapunzel said, gingerly picking one up between her fingers and peering at it from all sides. "'Cause, y'know, I didn't ever go outside, but -- thank you, Barry!"

He was going to have to deal with hugs now. Sorry. That's what happens when you make Rapunzel happy.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Aww. Was that Barry blushing furiously as he awkwardly accepted a hug? Why yes it was!

"Um. Sure. No problem. You're welcome. Uh... Happy Birthday!"