A warehouse called George - Saturday
Sep. 5th, 2020 07:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badassprodigyAs usual, whenever the island moves or causes changes it has domino effects.
“GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE!”
One of those dominos is Barry freaking out about things that shouldn’t be possible but are.
“I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”
He really doesn’t.
[Happy Birthday! Open for extreme slow play]
“GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE!”
One of those dominos is Barry freaking out about things that shouldn’t be possible but are.
“I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”
He really doesn’t.
[Happy Birthday! Open for extreme slow play]
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Date: 2020-09-05 12:11 pm (UTC)Hi, this is Nina, the mayor's assistant! She wants to know if you have any idea what just happened!
... Jesse was still not going near any mobile phones.
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Date: 2020-09-05 12:43 pm (UTC)“I have no fucking clue. Tell Jesse she may need a magic guy too because this makes no fucking sense,” he texted back.
It hurt to admit that.
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Date: 2020-09-05 12:45 pm (UTC)About a minute later,
She says it's spelled 'fax'?
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Date: 2020-09-05 01:16 pm (UTC)She does know that email exists, right?
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Date: 2020-09-05 01:37 pm (UTC)You could read the sigh in there.
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Date: 2020-09-05 02:35 pm (UTC)Barry sighed and spent the next 20 minutes reactivating the fax protocol on his communication array before sending the following Fax.
“Jesse,
Seriously. This is a problem. Not the island issue but your aversion to technology. Should I dig up some old POS system you can use?
The rest of my readings are forthcoming. Should take an hour to fax them all.
-Barry”
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Date: 2020-09-05 02:41 pm (UTC)"Hi Barry,
Thanks for the readings.
I'm not technology-averse, I just don't want to run the risk of blowing a hole in my Town Hall.
- JF"
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Date: 2020-09-05 03:38 pm (UTC)And then there was another fax.
“Okay. So what fucking technology do you feel comfortable with?”
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Date: 2020-09-05 03:43 pm (UTC)"60s is safest. But nothing post-1990s. I have a phone from that era that does work, but it seems to be a special kind of hotline."
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Date: 2020-09-05 07:18 pm (UTC)The returning Fax simply said:
“You’re killing me, Smalls.”