badassprodigy: (Face Palm)
Sometime after his drone visited town hall, Barry was glued to his monitors attempting to glean any other kind of information he could about whatever was causing the weirdness in Fandom.

It didn't help that there was a mistletoe vine shouting at him.

"You're a emotionally deviant misfit who can't fit in with regular society!"

Barry rolled his eyes and continued to work. "Yeah, that's not exactly new information you shitbag," he retorted as he adjust some of his equipment.

"You overcompensate by giving people way to much and trusting anyone you can connect to emotionally!"

"It's called being nice you fucking mistake for a holiday decoration!" Barry snapped back.

"You don't even know what 'u Up' means!"

... Barry turned and looked at the vine. "It means 'are you awake'?"

There was cackling laughter followed by more insults... as well as an explanation.

Barry just sat there as he was continued to be insulted by the vine. He wasn't even paying attention anymore.

"Well... fuck."

"Exactly! Maybe if you could relate to people on a social level you would-"

Barry slowly out a small aerosol can and sprayed the vine which immediately caused it to wilt and fall to the ground. He then pulled out his phone to review a recent text coversation.

And then smacked his head with his hand. "FUCK!"
badassprodigy: (Angry Glare)
There was a ton of swearing going on in the warehouse today. Of course there was always swearing when Barry was involved but in this particular case, Barry was swearing more than usual.

And yes. It was because of the tiny pumpkins that kept falling out of cabinets whenever he opened them and finding tiny pumpkins in all his drawers.

"I JUST WANT TO FIND MY FUCKING THERMAL PRE HEATER WITHOUT A FUCKING PUMPKIN SHOWING UP!"

Anyone walking into the warehouse would find Barry surrounded by circuit boards from a bygone era of computing that really no decent computer nerd would even think of using. Still, Barry was cobbling together some hybrid system that would eventually make his life easier. And possibly someone else's.

There was also a bunch of tiny smashed pumpkins against one of the walls of the warehouse.

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