The Warehouse: Late Saturday Afternoon

[badassprodigy]

"So this is the warehouse," Barry said opening up the doors for Jeremy and Roxie if she's available. "Been a heck of a lot easier to work here than in the secret lab I had underneath my parents house."

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[fuckyeah-oreos.livejournal.com]

"Have you done any cool new shit since you left?" Jeremy asked and immediately started playing with equipment he shouldn't.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Stop fucking around with that," Barry snapped. "And yeah, I built a sub for a friend. Now I'm building a space shuttle."

[fuckyeah-oreos.livejournal.com]

"Dude! Why don't I get a sub or a space shuttle?" Jeremy complained. "I've been your friend the longest. Why don't I get any cool shit?"

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Because you'll wreck it within five minutes of getting it and fucking kill yourself?" Barry said rolling his eyes.

[fuckyeah-oreos.livejournal.com]

"Whatever dude," Jeremy said poking at a shiny button. "You just-"

Jeremy froze, his face turning into an expression of utter joy and delight.

"Dude! It's him! It's ET!" he shouted pointing at something moving behind the lab bench.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"What?"

Barry turned and groaned. "Dude! That's not a fucking alien. It's a motherfucking gremlin!"

[fuckyeah-oreos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry, Barry. This is not going to end well.

"ET! YOU CAME HOME!" Jeremy shouted as he went to embrace the 'alien'.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"God fucking dammit!" Barry shouted as he tried to rush over and pull his friend away from the gremlin.

And got bitten.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"

[fuckyeah-oreos.livejournal.com]

Barry wasn't alone in that.

"ET BIT ME!" Jeremy shouted. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"I'M SO KICKING YOUR ASS WHEN I'M DONE HALLUCINATING!"