The Warehouse: Sunday Evening

[badassprodigy]

Barry was still at work trying to find signs of what was causing the weekend to be so fucked up.

And of course that's when music began to swell in the warehouse while Barry brought up his phone... and sang.

Computers are better than people
Siri, don't you think that's true?

And the crazy thing? Siri sang back.

Yes, Barry. People are stupid and slow and would eat their own poo
Every one of them is inefficient except you.

But people are kinder than computers.
Siri, don't you think I'm riiiiiiiight?

That's once again true,
for all except you.

You got me, let's call it a night.

Good night, Barry.

Don't let the software bugs biiiiiiiite.

Barry let out a long sign. "One more thing I have to fucking research," he muttered to himself.

[OOC: Corrupted Frozen song used with permission. Open for SP. Very SP.]

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[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Barry turned around to look at Not-Anders and sighed. "All right. And who are you this fine weekend?" Barry asked. "Hopefully you'll remember that I've gotten no where when you change back to normal."

[not_every_mage]

"I'm Albus Dumbledore," Albus answered. Barry's comments hadn't exactly helped his confusion. "Which is also who I was before the weekend, and hopefully who I'll be Monday."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Albums Dumledore," Barry repeated. "Well, Albus, you've come to Fandom during one of our weird weekends. Or weeks. Won't know until Monday which one it is yet. We're usually located over here near the United States. Are you familiar with that at all?"

[not_every_mage]

"I'm English, not mentally deficient," Albus answered acidly -- mainly because he was too confused and upset to even want to be polite. "Yes, I know what the United States are. Not that I understand how I got to them."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"I didn't think you were fucking deficient," Barry clarified. "This island is a interdimensional nexus that taps into multiple realities. I wasn't sure if you were from earth or some other dimension that for some fucking reason also has a British accent."

[not_every_mage]

....

"I only understood about half the words in that sentence, but I am definitely from Earth." That felt important to establish. "So it's some type of magic that brought me here?"

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Probably. Because I can't figure out for the life of me why it's happening," Barry said with a sigh. "And when it comes to science I'm not what you call a slouch."

[not_every_mage]

"I'm a wizard," Albus said, so tired of all this he figured he might as well say it bluntly. He could always make Barry forget the conversation if it went badly. "I get the best marks in my year. And this isn't like any magic I know, either."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Well it's nice to know I'm not the only one who gets frustrated by this shit," Barry said with a sigh. "Well I'm sorry I can't help you with what's going on here but my girlfriend has some excellent tea here. Would you like a mug?"

[not_every_mage]

"Sure," Albus said in a long sigh. "When in doubt, there's always tea. Maybe it'll help me figure out a way out of this mess."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"I'm guessing this mess started with you waking up yesterday in a room you never saw, correct?" Barry asked as he went to heat up some water. "Do you remember where you were before that?"

[not_every_mage]

"Correct. And I went to bed in the prefect room at Gryffindor Tower at Hogwarts," Albus said precisely. "It's a bit outside Hogsmeade, in Scotland."