"All furniture comes pre-assembled with next-day delivery right to your mailbox." Because that made sense. Just wait until Barry saw that it turned into a leaf and fit into his pockets, too. "And I've got all sorts of the finest art around. Wild paintings and solemn paintings! Ancient statues and informative statues! And because you're such a good friend, I'll even give you a special price. Just 498,000 bells for your first purchase!"
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Date: 2020-07-13 05:06 pm (UTC)