The Not-so-abandoned Warehouse: Thursday Evening

[badassprodigy]

Barry had a lot of projects going on. Right now one of them was an experiment with freezing certain materials in a blast chiller and examining their absorption properties and the effect it had in the ambient temperature of the freezer itself.

And while that was going on Barry was also building a rocket powered rendition of the glider he used in class today. Which was powered by pine cones.

No he wasn't going to keep it. He was going to find a way to send it back to those furry fucking teddy bears back on Endor.

All the while dictating his next installment of the Planet of the Apes/Thomas Edison/Tesla/Twilight fanfic to his computer.

What?

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[tigerundercover]

"So it's been boring since then, has it?"

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"I've gotten better at hiding my shit," Barry said with a shrug. "But stuff still fucking happens."

Plus Barry's canon ended in 2002 so Barry's mun can only make up so much.

[tigerundercover]

Hate when that happens.

"Well, around here, it'll happen however much you hide anything. At least it probably won't have anything to do with what you're working on."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I'm here," Barry agreed. "I can do what I fucking need to do and not have to worry about my dimension's government trying to track me down."

[tigerundercover]

"Nope. Just weird other dimensional beings trying to trap you in limbo with your greatest fear," Raven said. "Or people with reality warping rings writing fanfic about you."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"... Wait. What?"

Barry looked over at his computer which had been recording his Ape-Twilight Fan Fic.

Then again no ape vampires had shown up in Fandom so...

"Are you bullshitting me?"

[tigerundercover]

"I wish," Raven said. "The fanfiction one was kind of neat. I didn't really get hit that much by that one, just helped convince one of the fans to turn her ring over." She'd greatly enjoyed that. Perhaps a little too much. "The other one was terrible, though." She shuddered. "First I ended up a Communist assassin, and then I got abandoned and trapped in a swamp."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Well who'd want to be a fucking communist these days anyways?" Barry said shaking his head. "Did you know one of the inspirational philosophers for communism was a complete wackjob? He believed that once communism started that we'd have a utopia, be able to communicate with cats and dogs and it would rain lemonade."

[tigerundercover]

"Only one of them?" Raven asked. "I wouldn't actually put any of that past this island."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Eh. Cats and dogs' would only talk about getting fed. But if you really want lemonade rain, I could make that happen."

[tigerundercover]

"Honestly, that mostly just sounds sticky."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Well it's rained weirder shit here than that," Barry said with a shrug. "And if any squirrels are listening I didn't mean that literally."

[tigerundercover]

Raven wrinkled her nose. "That's disgusting."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"What? The squirrels were being literal with me this morning. I want to make sure this conversation is accurately recorded."

[tigerundercover]

"I think shooting for accuracy with the squirrels might be a lost cause. They might get resentful and misquote you on purpose."