The Not-so-abandoned Warehouse: Monday

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Barry was feeling pretty relaxed today.

Which of course meant he was doing three things at once. The first two seemed to involve headgear while the third was the continued work on the gremlin trap.

And in the middle of it all he called out to his cell phone and called an old friend from home.

"Call Jeremy," he said over his shoulder as he continued to tighten down a couple of the cage bars.

A few seconds later the call was connected and the friendly face of Jeremy Ramirez appeared. "Dude? What the fuck? I was about to get level up on meta for Assassin's Creed!"

"Well excuse the fuck out of me," Barry replied in greeting. "I just thought maybe I'd see how my best friend is doing but if you're going to be that way then fuck off."

"Whatever dude. And thanks for getting me in deep shit with Roxie."

"Roxie?" Barry said looking up from his work. "What the fuck did I do with her?"

"Ass rocket."

"You did that to yourself, asshole," Barry shot back. "Don't blame me for the powder burns on your ass."

"Yeah, well we're good now but no thanks to you," Jeremy muttered. "Only I'm not allowed near fireworks anymore."

"It's for your own fucking good," Barry said rolling his eyes. "How are things back home?"

"Good," Jeremy said. "Just spending the summer playing video games and working shifts at Subway. I see Roxie and Sara about every day. And fucking Nelson."

"Hmm," Barry said suddenly returning to his work. "So they're still seeing each other."

"Yeah and he's a total fucking tool," Jeremy groaned. "No fucking sense of humor whatsoever."

"Well it is what it is," Barry said with a shrug. "If Sara can't see that then it's her own problem."

Jeremy gave his friend a long look over the monitor. "All right dude. Spill it."

"Spill what?" Barry said looking over his shoulder.

"You usually have about twenty different things to say about Nelson and none of them good and usually with a good amount of swear words. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Nothing," Barry said. "Why the fuck should I care who Sara is dating?"

"You always care who Sara is dating," Jeremy countered. "You gave the last guy leprosy for fucks sake."

"Hey I fucking cured him!" Barry shouted defensively.

"After I fucking lectured you for a fucking day," Jeremy shot back. "What gives? You've been obsessed with Sara since fucking middle school."

"Whatever," Barry growled. "I've just fucking moved on, okay?"

"Oh, yeah? With who?" Jeremy said now with a leering grin.

"With no one, fuck off!"

"Is it one of the girls you've been telling me about?"

"We're all just friends," Barry said firmly.

"Yeah, like you and Sara were just friends," Jeremy shot back sarcastically. "Did you give another class food poisoning just so you could hang out with any of them?"

"Fuck you! I was eleven when I did that," Barry snarled back. "And as a matter fact we all had a party the other night which included a sleepover. We all had a good time. I didn't poison anyone and I'm not dating anyone so fuck you and fuck off and leave me the fuck alone."

"Oh, yeah!" Jeremy said sticking out his tongue and throwing up his fists of rock. "That's my man! Having a fucking orgy at private school!"

"Oh shut the fuck up," Barry said. "I don't know why I'm fucking talking to you."

"Because I'm your best friend and you love me for calling you on your bullshit," Jeremy said with a smirk. "Hey! You're coming home for my birthday party right? Whole fucking school is going to be there."

"Yeah, sure, I'll make it," Barry muttered.

"Good!" Jeremy grinned. "I'm getting fireworks."

Barry groaned. "You are one dumb motherfucker, you know that?"

"Love you too, bitch," Jeremy replied with the same grin and hung up before Barry could shoot back another insult.

"That idiot is going to fucking blow himself up," Barry grumbled to himself and returned his full attention to his experiments.

[OOC: That got longer than I intended. Open doors and open post.]

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"Give that girl a fucking cigar," Barry said rolling his eyes in amusement. "The suit is solar powered so it'll take about an hour in daylight to recharge. Just make sure it's in good sunlight before you go on patrol and you should be good to go."

[spin_kick_snap]

"Right," Kathy said, tapping her earpiece again to see if that would work to stop the effect. "Because it's utterly crazy to think that you might have rigged up some kind of contact lens that lets you see across the whole spectrum or something."

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"Well I do but I don't wear them 24/7," Barry replied. "Plus I hate putting things in my eye. Fucking squicks me out."

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"What was that?" Kathy asked. "Was that Barry saying, 'Why, yes, Kathy, that wasn't a stupid question because obviously I could have seen you if I'd wanted to'? You know, I'm pretty sure that's what I heard, yup."

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"Get your ears checked because I didn't say that," Barry said waving a finger at Kathy. "And also you should never make assumptions. Never know when that can come back to bite you in the ass."

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"Must be the earpiece," Kathy teased. "Maybe you didn't make it right."

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"Har-dee-fucking-har-har," Barry said rolling his eyes with amusement again. "You're hilarious. Do you throw out those kind of one-liners when you're taking down the bad guys?"

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"Of course not," Kathy said loftily. "I make up speeches about how I'm going to defeat them with the powers of love, justice, and friendship."

She glanced at him to see if he was buying it. If he looked like he was, she'd probably swat him.

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Barry let out a little snort of amusement, followed by gagging noises like he was going to throw up.

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"Barry, do you need more love and friendship in your life?" Kathy asked, grinning now. "Because that can be arranged. All friendship, all the time. I can friendship you so hard, you'll sneeze sparkles and fart rainbows, swear to god."

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"What are you fucking talking about?" Barry said in mock indignation. "I've got the milk of human fucking kindness just oozing from every pore"

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"That's what that is!" Kathy said, snapping her fingers. "I was gonna suggest a cream."

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Barry let out a fake dramatic sigh. "See I try to have a sense of humor. I try to help a friend out and this is what I get."

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy reached out to pat him on the shoulder if he'd let her. "There there. Genius is never appreciated in its own time. Especially when it oozes."

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"Be nice to me," Barry joked. "Or right in the middle of a fight I'll have your clothes turn translucent."

[spin_kick_snap]

In another lifetime, there would be a Kathy who was cool and savvy enough to respond with something like 'Big words from the guy who couldn't even look at a sports bra!' or 'And then I'd come back with translucent clothes to murder you.'

Those Kathys were not this Kathy, however, and the best she could manage was clapping her hands over her mouth and issuing a squeaked "You wouldn't dare!" with wide eyes.

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"Or maybe I'll do it the next time Anders happens to be around," he teased.

[spin_kick_snap]

"Who said--That's not even--Why would you--" There was just sputtering. Lots and lots of sputtering.

And then Kathy was tapping her receiver three times to go invisible. Now he couldn't see her blush. Or try to kick him in the shin.

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Barry was laughing until he felt that kick connect.

"Ow! Fuck! Okay, I'll stop!" he shouted as he hopped back. "Leave my shins alone! They've got nothing to do with social injustice."

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"You had it coming," Kathy retorted, coming back into view. "Just what was that supposed to mean anyhow?"

Like you didn't know, Kathy. Please.

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"What? At one point I saw you two being all cute and shit and talking about bendy straws and watching TV together," Barry said rubbing his shin. "And by the way, no, I can't turn your clothes translucent. Well, I could but I won't."

[spin_kick_snap]

"Lots of people watch TV together!"

Welp. There was terror and excitement in equal measures. Excitement because there might be more to Anders' suggestion than just watching TV. Terror because, well, there might be more to Anders' suggestion than just watching TV. Even a little bit of concern because maybe Barry thought there might be more to Anders' suggestion than just watching TV.

The trials and tribulations of being sixteen. With multiple crushes. Everything was so hard!

Suddenly, talking about fighting with her clothes translucent was the lesser of two evils. "I didn't actually think you would," she said quickly. "You still deserved a kick, though."

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"I probably did," Barry said with a grin. "And hey, I like watching TV sometimes. Maybe I should join you guys!"

Then he started laughing.

He was really asking to be kicked again.

[spin_kick_snap]

And she was one thousand percent tempted to give him one.

Instead though, she was going to fight fire with fire and say, "You know, I bet Elsa would love to be introduced to TV, too. You could always ask her and see what she says!"

You weren't the only one who could notice awkward flirting, Barry.

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And if Kathy was expecting a reaction to that... well, yep she'd be right.

Barry froze and his eyes almost got as large as Elsa's and Rapunzel's if they were shown on a IMAX screen.

"Uh..."

...

...

Yeah, that might be it for another moment or two.