Not-so-abandoned Warehouse: Saturday

[badassprodigy]

You know, most teenaged boys would most likely spend their Saturdays sleeping in and going to the beach to watch attractive people in their bathing suits.

Barry was spending his time looking at the results of scientists who had "claimed" to map the human genome and laughing at all their inaccuracies.

Barry has different priorities. Sadly.

[Open but SP]

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[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Do you see the scratches on Barry? Do you? Don't let the tufted ears and cute spots fool you, Kathy.

"I'm not fucking experimenting on the damn ocelot!" Barry hissed. "I'm cat sitting as punishment for turning those two psychos into dinosaurs!"

[spin_kick_snap]

"Maybe that will teach you not to turn people into dinosaurs," Kathy said, kneeling down and making kissy noises at the kitty. "Look at you, you're so exotic," she cooed. "That's people-talk for awesome!"

Unless they were using to to talk about other people. Then it was rude.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

As the ocelot began to pounce on Kathy with a snarl, Barry attempted to grab Kathy and shove her behind him. "Jesus fucking Christ! Pay attention! That thing I will hurt you."

Yes. Barry knew Kathy had super speed but he also has protective instincts.

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy nearly went sprawling at the shove--she always forgot how strong Barry was--but caught her balance, twisted around in midair almost like a cat. "I could have gotten--Barry! Are you bleeding?!"

It was hard to tell from her angle, but it looked like the cat might have gotten him while he was knocking her out of the way.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I'm fine," Barry grumbled looking at his arm. "It's just another fucking scratch."

[spin_kick_snap]

"You need to put some alcohol on it or something," Kathy said, looking at the cut and frowning. "You can't mind-over-body yourself into not getting infected by whatever that cat has on its claws."

And if it was Pam and Cheryl's ocelot, that 'whatever' could encompass a whole slew of things, most of them unsavory.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I've got a first aid kit over here," Barry said as he walked over to the kit and the ocelot ran off to... well probably mark more territory. "It's getting a fucking workout today."

[spin_kick_snap]

"Let me?" Kathy said, reaching out to take the first aid kit from him. "Future doctor in training here."

And she was feeling guilty that he'd gotten hurt in her defense. Speaking of...

"You do remember my superpower, right?"

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Yes, I remember your speed," Barry groaned but handed the kit over to Kathy. "It was a reflex thing."

[spin_kick_snap]

"You sure you're not a superhero?" Kathy teased lightly, pouring some disinfectant onto a cotton ball and dabbing his wound with it. "If your first reflex is to fling yourself between someone else and danger, you might have missed your calling."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"I'm too fucking short," Barry retorted/joked. "And it's a reflex from dealing with my friend Jeremy back home. He'd gt into allkinds of shit and I'd have to pull him out of it."