Actually it was about $1,000 dollars worth of cat toys but I didn’t want
to look pathetic.
And I’ve decided to skip the pathetic route. I’m going full blown playboy.
My life will be starlets and champagne. At night I’ll become a fucking
vigilante beating up bards and men with tattoos.
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Date: 2020-09-13 01:57 am (UTC)Actually it was about $1,000 dollars worth of cat toys but I didn’t want to look pathetic.
And I’ve decided to skip the pathetic route. I’m going full blown playboy. My life will be starlets and champagne. At night I’ll become a fucking vigilante beating up bards and men with tattoos.