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[badassprodigy]

This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.

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[badassprodigy]

Actually it was about $1,000 dollars worth of cat toys but I didn’t want to look pathetic.

And I’ve decided to skip the pathetic route. I’m going full blown playboy. My life will be starlets and champagne. At night I’ll become a fucking vigilante beating up bards and men with tattoos.