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[badassprodigy]

This Barry. If you're calling about that mess of a portal at the end of the hallway that looks like a glowing woman's you-know-what, I'm fucking working on it, okay? Seriously, fuck off. Otherwise leave a message.

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Wacky Phones 2021

[atreideslioness]

Did Ghanima know what today was? Absolutely.

Of COURSE she was going to participate. This was too good a chance to prank people to pass up!

I am not sure what sort of language you're referring to, I do speak over two dozen of them. Is there one in particular that offends you? It's Sumerian, isn't it? Most people do find Sumerian vexing.

Re: Wacky Phones 2021

[badassprodigy]

Here